If You Didn't Text First, I'm Not Home Funny Doormat.
24" x 16"
$39.99
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Say it with a wink right at the doorstep. This coconut coir doormat greets visitors with bold, cheeky lettering that matches a homeowner’s dry sense of humor. The dense, grade-A tufted coir fibers sweep dirt and debris from shoes while the sturdy black vinyl backing holds the mat in place on porches and stoops. Sized to fit most entryways, it weathers outdoor use and arrives assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts. It’s the kind of small detail that sets the tone for your home — low-key, practical, and a little playful.
Product features
- Grade-A tufted coconut coir fiber for durable scraping and natural texture
- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat firmly in place
- Standard one size: 24" × 16" (61 cm × 40.6 cm)
- Designed mainly for outdoor use — resists weather and heavy foot traffic
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.
If You Didn't Text First, I'm Not Home Funny Doormat.
$39.99
Sale price
$39.99
Regular price
Product features
- Grade-A tufted coconut coir fiber for durable scraping and natural texture
- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat firmly in place
- Standard one size: 24" × 16" (61 cm × 40.6 cm)
- Designed mainly for outdoor use — resists weather and heavy foot traffic
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.