Please Leave By 9. I Need My Pajamas Funny Doormat

A warm, cheeky doormat that greets guests with personality. Made from resilient grade-A coir fibers, the mat’s natural brown surface features a playful, scripted message that reads like a friendly household rule — lighthearted and clear. The dense coconut coir scrubs dirt from shoes while the textured black vinyl backing keeps the mat steady on porches and entryways. Sized for most standard doorways, it’s weather-ready for outdoor use and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts. It sits confident at your threshold, setting the tone before the door even opens.

Product features

- Durable grade-A tufted coconut coir for effective dirt scraping

- Anti-slip black vinyl backing holds mat securely in place

- Standard size 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm) fits most doorways

- Designed primarily for outdoor use and everyday durability

- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced components

Care instructions

- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.